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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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