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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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