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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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