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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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