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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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