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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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