What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

1276

Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

705

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

1477

What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

1799

Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

1089

Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his wry sense of humor.

1474

What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

1469

Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

216

Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

Why is the school excavating?

They want a level playing field.

1295

Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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