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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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