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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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