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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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