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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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