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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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