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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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