Pictures:

How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798

Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

1518

What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

1504

What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

3169

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

A 5 o'clock shadow.

1280

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

1042

How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

1839

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8

What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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