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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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