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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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