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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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