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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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