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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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