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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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