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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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