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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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