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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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