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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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