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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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