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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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