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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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