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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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