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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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