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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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