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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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