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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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