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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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