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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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