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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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