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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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