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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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