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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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