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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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