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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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