Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What factors have helped Amazon attain so much repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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