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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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