Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

1792

How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

He found a liquidation sale.

1212

Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

292

What course does a brainwashing specialist take?

Endocrinology

2004

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332

Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

1061

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136

Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

381

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

636