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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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