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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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