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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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