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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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