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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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