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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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