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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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