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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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