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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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