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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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