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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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