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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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