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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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