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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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