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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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