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A son of a gun.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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