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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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