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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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