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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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