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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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