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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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