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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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