Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

1454
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

213
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

1437
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

706
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

1273
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

1774
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

1515
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

2222
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

378