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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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