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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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