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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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