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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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