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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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