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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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