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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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