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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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