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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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