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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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