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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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