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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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