Pictures:

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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