What course does a brainwashing specialist take?

Endocrinology

2004

When the police interrogated the chicken, asking why he crossed the road, what was that called?

Grilled chicken.

1722

Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

1491

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

That's a grave mistake.

256

What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

484

What is the study of scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508