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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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