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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

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It has a meltdown.

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What did the plate say to the food?

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The meal is on me.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

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Inflation.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

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A wannabee.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

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White paint.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

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A black board.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

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A postage stamp.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

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Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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