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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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