What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

2050

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

1875

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

2462

Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

2376

What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

2032

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

2419

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

1754