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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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