Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

2033

Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

1759

What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

2032

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

2090

What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

1754

What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

1755

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

2107

Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

1766

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

1875

What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

1852

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

2106

What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

2050