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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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