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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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