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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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