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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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