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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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