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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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