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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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