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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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