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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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