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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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