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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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