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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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