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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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