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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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