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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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