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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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