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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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