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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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