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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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