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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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