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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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