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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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