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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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