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Why did red and blue not get along with each other?

They were on different wavelengths.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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