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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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