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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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