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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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