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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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