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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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