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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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